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Joke #1 Love Story
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through
the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me,
Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic
boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God
Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to
sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't
even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her
again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary
fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with
the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me
one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through
the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me,
Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic
boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God
Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to
sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't
even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her
again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary
fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with
the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me
one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
Joke #2 Love Story
A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. The doctor finishes the exam and
tells the man, "I have some bad news, you only have about two weeks left to live".
The man is shocked. He asks the doctor, "Is there is any thing that he could do to
make the time that I have left more tolerable?"
The doctor thinks for a moment. "There is one thing that you could do".
"Just name it, I''''ll do whatever it is". He tells the man to take alot of mud baths, two
or three a day.
The man looks at his doctor asks, "Will that help my condition"?
The doctor says, "No, but it will get you used to the dirt."
A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. The doctor finishes the exam and
tells the man, "I have some bad news, you only have about two weeks left to live".
The man is shocked. He asks the doctor, "Is there is any thing that he could do to
make the time that I have left more tolerable?"
The doctor thinks for a moment. "There is one thing that you could do".
"Just name it, I''''ll do whatever it is". He tells the man to take alot of mud baths, two
or three a day.
The man looks at his doctor asks, "Will that help my condition"?
The doctor says, "No, but it will get you used to the dirt."
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